Love is sweet, but unrequited stalking for your teaching assistant is a little different story. Everyone had a TA or a professor in college that they had a little secret (or not so secret) lust for. This one updates "Hot For Teacher" for the graduate set. But unlike in Van Halen's version, the students in this song have no trouble studying extra hard.
This one sounds like a Ramones or early Green Day tune, but sped up a little bit.